• 1. Purchase all ingredients from a nearby alleyway
• 2. Turn the stove to 480 degrees
• 3. Throw all flour onto the butter and pour half of the vanilla extract into a glass container
• 4. Squish the glass container on the buttered flour
• 5. Remove the counter with a saw
• 6. Dip the saw in the vanilla extract and eat up
• 7. Place the counter in the freezer for five weeks on the coldest mode
• 8. Place the counter on the stove
• 9. Remove the cold glass container and place it into the microwave. Cook for 30 minutes

Enjoy!